Thursday, April 23, 2009

Fucking Retards!

Oh I wish I had a ninja. Hell right now Id even settle for a pirate. But its gotta be a cool pirate tho. No lame ass, Yo ho ho, watered down, sober pirate that fucktarded suburban housewives hire for their whine-ass ingrate of a kid. I want the pillage you village, Launch a cannonball at your ass kind. Blow these  motherfuckers up.

GRRROAR!!! Fuck, I mean how stupid do you have to be think,"Hey I'm bored lets microwave a fucking gerbil." Thanks to the fucking morons I call friends, I now know what gerbil looks like when extreme radiation is applied. It reminded me of a zombie. So, of course, I had to resist the urge to grab the closet,sharpest object I could find and pierce its skull. 

It has just occurred to me that I may have some violence issues. I personally don't think it's a problem, as long as the homos around stay in line and don't piss me off. I don't think that's too much to ask. If you wanna be around me, don't act an ass. I will knock ya down. It would just be so much easier if all the stupid people would just jump off a cliff. Hell they prolly would if told there was a donut at the bottom.

Ok. Maybe, just maybe, that was a little wrong. I don't really much care. If you were offended by it, you're prolly one those aforementioned stupid people. They seem to be everywhere. It's an epidemic. They're just running rampant!! Will no one stop them before someone gets hurt?!?! What's it going take? For fuck sake, I mean they're already running 3/4 of the government. I mean come on, I understand that its important for a city to fucking looking pretty and have a drag strip. Well atleast its important here. Maybe it'll help cut down on the idiots dragging, going the wrong way on  the darkside of 475. (I have to admit, Ive been one of those idiots more than once. ) But theres better place to put that funding. Like ummm... I dont know, Cops to stop us idiots from doing it the first place.

Ok that little rant is why I shouldn't blog while watching the news but some of this shit really bugs me. Its just so dumb. Even I could come up with a better way to spend the "stimulus" money.  And I know virtually nothing about politics. But I know a bad idea when I hear one. I have a little something called common sense. Mind you I dont always use it, but I have it. Just another reason I've lost all faith in humanity. 

*Blinks* Thinking really is the lesser used of all the art forms. Fucking retards...

" Right now. I really dont care.
If Im alone or If Ive got you standing there.
Oh look I've gone and done it again.
I really should think before I say anything."

------"I feel fine"- The Riddlin' Kids

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